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Im Horrible

Judging by this girls horrible selection in shorts, Im gonna guess this fashion failure
im horrible at picking up women.
Im horrible at naming titles
Im horrible at titles (F)
My girlfriend messed up her toe. I love her, but I don't know how to deal with this.
Im in a horrible mood at the moment. Maybe I can cheer some of you up with my cock?
im horrible at trying to take pics rn my hand is so shaky ??‍♀️?? snapchat:
One glance and you just know Im the better option than your horribly lame wife?