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For Pearss' eyes only.. (jk.. but.. possibly nsfw)
My name is (F)red and I've been feeling...naughty. (Jk not fred but naughty anyway)
Just a huge boner. JK it's a tiny boner. But it's MY boner.
drunk fries from my homeland (jk I'm from nyc but I'm cuban so tried to make spanish-y
this man of mine better hurry home or im doing both of these jk id die but still
Potential Fresno Serial Rapist? Well, maybe not but most certainly has the look for
NSFW! Jk. but Just finished helping someone move
Meet my next future ex wife! JK, but dayum!
When you(M) try to pull out but she(F) pulls you right back in. Jk i never pull out?
Check out my monster cock!! Jk, but hopefully you like it anyways
(M) GN enjoy y'all weird gathering tommrow ????? jk but ✌been up.since 4
The undies say JK but I really was horny ?
A naked girl haiku. I am not a hoe ~ But I play one on TV ~ JK, I'm a hoe.
i’ve been told to post here ok but pls roast me if u disagree jk pls DONT roast
I was gonna make a 'Feelin on yo booty" joke, but then I remember that R Kelly's
You mean you haven’t subscribed yet!? The audacity!? jk but really! DDDs here!?Sale
if you're not eating it then im not sucking, im jk ill prob still suck, but still...[OC]
i don't always browse reddit but when i do... Jk i always browse reddit ;)
Tb the five people who see this... Jk, why do people keep posting that bs?! I slept
I got dumped yesterday but I’m smiling today.... Nah JK I wasn't dumped and you'd
to all my horny dudes with the weak pull out game, i hope u have a special day. ?