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Lost Wallet

I think I lost my wallet. Please make jokes about my ikea lamp to cheer me up?
While in Vegas my friend lost his wallet and had to share a hotel room with my wife
A friend of mine lost his wallet a few days ago, and later got a call from his bank
A few years ago I lost around $8,000 of bitcoin in the Quadrigacx scandal ?. It was
Present yourself to me properly or get lost... On your knees, head bowed, wallet
I'm sorry, I lost my wallet. How else can I pay you?