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Ma’am!

Ma'am, you're under arrest.
Ma'am, I need you to co me in my office immediately, we have important matters to
Ma'am, this is a library! The other patrons can't concentrate amid the sound of how
Ma'am, that is not appropriate dress for a Victorian lady, especially when she is
Ma'am, I think you forgot your...you know what? Nevermind ;)
Ma'am, you seem to be leaking fluid
Ma'am? I think your top came off...
Ma'am, I believe there is a rip in your shorts
Ma'am decided to use her scalpels last night.
Ma'am please do not mount the statues
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to calm your tits, please.
"Ma'am, you have something on your face."
Ma'am, your tab has been covered
Ma'am, it'd be my pleasure to give you something to smile about
Ma'am. I am going to need you to put that bush away.
Ma'am that's not a microphone.
Ma'am, that shade of green looks horrible with those shorts
Ma'am, the only thing this high quality picture has done for us is show us how much
"ma'am, you have something on your face."
Ma'am, have you checked for lumps lately?
Ma'am, May I Offer You a Clean Place to Sit? PM's Welcome Ladies ;)
Ma'am could you please move? I'm trying to check out that friggin' awesome rivet
Ma'am please don't be alarmed, but there's a bear right behind you
Ma’am, I think you’re trying to seduce me.
Ma'am do you need some assistance?
Ma'am, your panties are slightly askew
MA’AM TEMMIE by [OPQHLAK]
"Ma'am, I'm struggling to keep up with the conversation."
Ma’am☝️
Ma'am, do you support the troops?
Ma'am you're violating flag code
Ma'am
Ma’am do you need some assistance? [pic]
Ma'am, could you step out of line please?
Ma'am, I'm just here to fix your internet. (PMs welcome)
“Ma’am, shouldn’t you wear more armor?” “No, only half my breasts, arms
Ma'am.
Ma'am you're under arrest for carrying a fat ass! [Ganto18]
Ma'am, it looks like you got a leak.
Ma'am, please this is IKEA
Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?
Ma’am, Could You Keep Your Moaning Down?
Ma'am Yes Ma'am!
Ma'am, this is a strategy chat.
ma'am, this is a wendy's
Ma’am
Ma'am I have a seat for you open over here
Ma’am Care To Dance… "My pickup lines didn't seem to work... Guess my pickup
Ma'am this is a Pizza Hut [Rosie] (Star-Rod)
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's ?? [OC]
Ma'am what are you doing?

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