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My friend wanted me to design a shirt to help her pick up dudes at the gym. I suggested
My dude's too busy to [f]uck me and I'm ovulating. What do?
[f]elt bad for deleting the first. Thank that dude who was "99% sure" he
Prince Fielder inspired me...burly dudes can be sexy too 32 [m]
Not as hung or ripped as other dudes here, but i hope you'll like me too :)
How my beautiful dudes with melanin, (f)ine ass white boys, and sexy ass freaky bitchezzz
Im a 25 y/o fit twink who fantasizes about getting roughed up by fat aggressive perverted
not very femme, but super masculine dudes do something too me
"Dude wtf im not trying on make up, that's way too much. I wore your gf's lingerie,
Need a charming and fun partner to tell me how to use this massive toy on myself.
[Selling] - 30 - Canadian dude. Full customizable. Been wearing these 3 days now.
You know the tik tok chick that everyone is “simping” for? Sorry to say that
[Selling] - 30 - Canadian dude. Fully customizable. Other colours and styles available
[Selling] - 30 - Canadian dude. Fully customizable. Other colours and styles available
Dude walking past me muttered "Holy shit," just after he passed. Few minutes
[Selling] - 30 - Canadian dude. Full customizable. Fresh red pair up for grabs. Other
[Selling] - 30 - Canadian dude. Fully customizable. Other colours and styles available
[Selling] - 30 - Canadian dude. Fully customizable. Other colours and styles available
[Selling] - 30 - Canadian dude. Fully customizable. Other colours and styles available
[Selling] - 30 - Canadian dude. Fully customizable. Other colours and styles available
[Selling] - 30 - Canadian dude. Fully customizable. Other colours and styles available
Missed real dick so much so had to play with this dude. I have a video too, will
[Selling] - 30 - Canadian dude. Fully customizable. Other colours and styles available
Hairy college dude looking to show off his ‘ass’ets~ Check me out under NaughtyMonz
"Dude, stop calling it a favor, I love doing this." We'd started a little
Dudes with big cocks that show off please come bully me. I'll do almost anything,
Ok dude, you can watch your GF please me again... but don't weep too loud this time