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Mt Dew

Mt Dew ladies? Pm me and we'll turn it into a cream soda ;-)~
Everyone loves Mt Dew! ;-)
Message me ladies if you like Mt. Dew ;-)~
Message me if you like Mt. Dew ;-)~
How about a Mt Dew ladies? ;-)
Any ladies up for a Mt Dew? :-)
Sorry Daniel, I prefer pizza with my Mt. Dew.
Ever wake up next to a Mt Dew and not remember their name?
Glasses, Fabreze, Crushed Empty Mt. Dew Bottle
Mt Dew turns your frogs gay
I[F] your cum tasted like Mt Dew, I'd suck every last drop out of your cock
Chocolate milk and Mt Dew aren't all o[F] the things I like to go down my throat
Mt. Dew thinks THEY've got "Major Melons." I'll show them! And I guess