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My Defense Is

MRW something genuinely scares me and my only defense is a floppy dildo [slightly
Have had a very tiring week training in advanced defensive tactics. Learned a whole
(M) all non sexual content I have a close friend who does MMA @ the Nac here in City
Almost two years later, my home defense ar is finally done.
My defense matrix is down, time to breed to win? (OC)
Is it self defense to kick my roommates ass for never letting me sleep in on Sunday?