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No Alcohol

There ain't no party, like an alcoholic party !!!
Do I look like a fucking mug? I'm a fucking alcoholic because YOU HAVE NO CLUE the
Alcohol may make you forget that you have no bra
yes? no? maybe? with enough alcohol? [m]
Delicious burrito that, like most of our cooking, gets thrown away because we're
Alcohol is bad [f]or my legs... Do they swell? No, they spread :P
No suicide. Lifetime supply of your choice of alcohol...
I accidentally bought tickets in the Family Fun Zone at the Lions game. No alcohol
I think this is a new message, but no gift cards, tobacco or alcohol can be purchased
No seriously guys I'm drunk as [f]uck, alcohol really makes me want to be fucked
Pay no heed to the alcoholic behind.
One month. No cigarettes, no alcohol. A lot of salads and sit-ups.
No catchy title....just a cold IPA after a long day. Brought to me by Black Oak Brewing...10
Drinking alcohol without contributing? No one at college was gonna accept that. [spanking]
Alcohol has 7 Calories per gram, compared to 4, 4, and 9 for carbs, protein, and
I thouth there is no alcohol here, but.. :D P.S. Souce in comments ^^
Alcohol because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
(No Spoiler) I just recently discovered alcohol markers and made this Uk'otoa inspired
M/35/6’0” [230lbs > 165lbs = 65lbs] (27 months) Ultra running, weights
F/30/5’8” [310 > 185 = 125] March 2019 to now. Proud and thankful. Changed
This shit is gross...but my mother says there will be no alcohol abuse in this house