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Not My Kids

From my kid's picture dictionary. Not sure why someone needs to be ON it to define
My kid's stash from last night's Trunk or Treat. One of these things is not like
Kids shows are not what they were in my day!
Not my taste in shipping, but this kid has the right idea... [x-post from /r/4chan]
As a parent, just relieved to find out this is not my kid!!!
My kid has an extra half thumb. Getting removed next week. Does it belong here? Not
My Little Pony is NOT for kids.
Literally the most terrifying thing from my childhood. Only 90s kids will get this!
Just me celebrating my 'CakeDay'(I hate that term) not my kid BTW.
The only live sport I want to participate it is titfucking the girl on the left and
I don't care if it has some horrible congenital disorder and claims to love me, I'm
I'm not as tight as i used to be... i blame it on the hard (f)ucking and my kids
My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids
Fuck this. I spent too much money on tickets for my kid to not see Ariana in concert.
Small kittens / Great with kids CL post. It doesn't look small and I'm not sure if
(M) on my kids in not lieing they been calling the crib saying I know he at work
(M) Bro on my kids I'm not lieing they knew shit about me that was weird as hell..on
(M) call who ever this is when I start getting ass messages they sent this number.
(M) Megan please on my kids this will all go away jUst say it's me in one damn PIC
(M) sorry Meg tell my kids I love them and I told you also If somthing happen. To
(M) well my kids are here and I'm not that sick of a fuck to be taking dick pic with
I told my kids that the power washer was NOT a toy. Also me:
(M) still outside if it's a flook then just say it. I'll be ok but I'm not bout to
(M) well I'll be back going for my run just hoping that's not a turn off. But none
She not my lover like Billie Jean but the kid is mine{NSFW}
Ordered some stickers for my kids from AliExpress, and found this gem amongst them.
Fore(arm)shadowing? ( Hint it's not my arm;) Ok I'm kidding it totally is!
[18] My slutty gf. She's a mom of 1 not my kid ;) what would you do to her ?
My wife said that I’m not getting unlocked until she wants kids, so I should get
Sorry I'm not naked. I'm 5 feet from my kid's pool party.
How I subtly inform my friends that my upcoming BBQ will NOT be kid-friendly
(M) She kool. Funny, couple years younger, but on her stuff, im just not trying to
(M) Not even tooting my own horn my inbox bussing right now....Whites and blacks
My wife. Not so much of an On'Off as a time lapse. On the left is age 23, pre-kids,
(M) SO WHAT. I TRIED TO COME HOME THE NEXT DAY...BECAUSE I KNOW WE BEEN THROUGH WORST.
My GF is a slutty teen mom and it's not my kid. What would you do to her?
My rule: if you spent your childhood as the “fat kid” and then worked it off
My twin brother and I are trying to have more kids. A lot of people asked, so here
My beautiful fantastic wife being happy when finding out she’s gotten pregnant.
My pup found this little guy on the ground after a wind storm. Nest in the tree nearby
Sequels wasted my boy Admiral Ackbar as well. Rian made the actor cry. Not even kidding.
I thought fantasy dildos were weird and too kinky for me, but I just had the best
Caught my pinky on an anchor secure point when sliding off a boat into a lake. 9
Let's try not waking my kid up baby
My outfit for work today?.....just kidding, but I definitely am not wearing a bra?!
My kids know to not disturb "Privacy Time". Check out my FREE Page to see
My Parents thought that a man my age should already have a wife and kids and not
I was at work when I had a bad feeling. I was pretty sure I leBt my spell book on
Independent woman ☑️ 33 ☑️ got kid(s) ☑️ single 5 years ☑️ not just
Not bad after a couple kids, huh? upvote for private cam show on my snap anon_him

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