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Notes To Self

Note to self: Check picture before posting (NSFW!)

note to self... pay more attention to hands when cleaning a chain.

Note to self: sit opposite her in class.

Note to self: Go to Luxy more often

Note to self: Wear gloves while using power tools.

Note to self: Remember to mow the grass

Note to self: remember to get batteries at the store

Note To Self - Get To The Gym More...

Note to self: don't let a tattoo artist freehand any letters.

Note to Self: Do This

Note to self: Gripping hard when enjoying alone time leads to bruising.

Note to self: Never check Rando at 3am...

Note to self: Keep the nutsack away from Belinda's neck

Note to self, buy knee pads

Note To Self: Attend Any Conference Located in Brazil

Note to self: get a pool

Note to self : do NOT leave your vibrator out where your boyfriend's dog can get

Note to self: buy more rope

Note to self: remove ladder from pool

Note to self: don't grab these hooks with your fingers when the other end is still

Note to self. Go to the gym tonight.

Note to Self: Don't fall in love with Batwoman. It'd never work, she's a lesbian.

Note to self: Invite a ballet dancer over for Netflix and chill.

Note To Self: Don't Snowball Fight Miku (1920x1080)

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Note to self: show more cleavage at work

Note to self, no dark bras with this

note to self: fly to germany for oktoberfest

Note to self: buy more toothpaste!

Note to self: Don't go out in public with grey sweats and expect to not be noticed

"Note to self; Neptunes clothes are way too small for me!"

Note to self: get the larger size when buying underwear from China

Note to Self: If Wanda is ever in danger, all she has to do is look into the shadows

Note to self: buy a magnum next time

Note to self, don’t create passwords when posting on LadyBoners. Too horny for

Note to self, don’t complain about aching balls sir will make them hurt more.

Note to self: 'old-fashioned' doesn't mean 'prudish'. [wife] [implied cunnilingus]

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Note to self: become a clown

Note to self, I need black shoes...

Note to self: Bigger Jacuzzi

Note to self: Next time Dad goes to the airport, make sure he has his wallet.

Note to self...do not wear these swimming

Note to self: wear blue jeans more often.

Note to self: Don't eat M&Ms during a show unless you want your spit to turn

Note to self, ease up on the pink and purple

Note to self: Don't eat M&amp;Ms during a show unless you want your spit

Note to self… limit pussy eating to 20 minutes or bring out the caution tape. Cause

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