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Penis Jokes

First submission: I am Asian. I don't have a small penis. inb Asian penis jokes.

There was this place I used to work at as an art director. Sometimes I would pitch

My buddy is a guitarist, I jokingly
told him he should get a guitar
shaped like

I'd make a penis joke here, but it's just too hard. Technically [NSFW]

What my cock looks like every time I get high haha no joke the same every time!

As a joke to our friend Scott, my friend made this penis shaped Dalek birthday cake...

A joke with my friend got out of hand... now I have a crochet penis shop

As a 5' 8'' Asian, I wish I could whip my dick out when people joke about me having

I'm sure there's a penis joke here some where.

funny joke: someone tried to stop [m]y cumshot

Is it too early to start making stuffing the turkey jokes?

(NSFW) I had some dough I needed to use up, so uh, let the tiny penis jokes commence.

Completely random erection. No joke, I was literally watching sports center.

Tonite was the first time it ever got called perfect. I thought she was joking at

[Obligatory joke] Do I fit in here? Feel free to PM :)

My friends in massage school. Thought she was joking when she said she needed a penis

i would tell you a joke about my cock but it's too long✌️

My girlfriend told me I should put this here as a joke so here it is

Super bored. PM me for a lame joke and good conversation(;

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is hard, so is my penis. [PM bad jokes/dirty

Hello! Thanks for looking, feel free to sign the guest book or send a filthy pm or

So vascular it makes Stewie jealous (10 yr old joke alert)

Penis joke do not click NSFW

Insert joke about stuffing here

I'd tell a penis joke but I don't want to come off as cocky

I don't have a penis joke [M] just mine though.

There is probably a penis size joke here somewhere.

There's a master sword joke hidden somewhere here :)

It's just a joke xD

31(M) [Insert rocket joke] ?

106° is no joke

Thankfully, this ln(mine) doesn't grow slowly [S/O to the math nerds who get this

(M)ost of the mass in trees comes from the air, *not* the soil. Feel free to make

Took this when hungover on Sunday. Only pounding that was happening that morning

Insert “stuffing” joke here

There's this movie called Fighting with My Family about a family of wrasslers trying

Penis. That's the joke.

Nature's little joke. High sex drive, small penis.

Don't have the energy to make a cliche quarantine joke just come fuck me already

You've heard all the jokes already

Me and My BF Watch Porn Together He Jokes Around That I Would Be Chosen For BBC Porn

The angle makes my dick look like a "point" particle (silly joke for my

Spinner: A petite woman. Denoted as a joke, whereby the petite woman is so thin she

Wanna hear a joke about (m) y penis? Don't worry, it's not very long...

Joke penis Aerith Gainsborough (snickerz) [Final Fantasy]

hit me with your best april fools joke about my cock

PSA [Joke] [penis expansion] [confidence boost]

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