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Perfect Poops

I perfected the recipe for Poop Noodles!
my puppy, Leroy pooped out a perfect heart! We love you too, Leroy!!
I finally found a subreddit perfect for this picture! A seagull pooped on my friend...
Perfect.
Came out with minimal effort and a bit of gas. Looked down and saw a perfect coil.
I am not a poop pics person but I pooped a PERFECT #2 and I needed to share my shame
Poop cone (perfectly shaped)
That was shaped perfect and it looks like hot fudge
My poop has always been as normal/perfect as you can imagine, but for around 3 weeks