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Pro tip: when making a picture for your Mommy or Daddy, do it with your nondominant

Pro tip for travelers: Always sample the street food

Pro-tip: Wait for photo to load *before* you comment.

Pro-tip: take pictures straight after a workout to feel like you're bigger than you

Pro-Tip: After you take the facial (preferably w/ enthusiasm and a slut-smile), spend

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Pro tip: When dabbing in bed use girlfriends ass as dab holder.

Pro tip: Don't sext while buying a new phone.

Pro Tip: always let a girl use your notes

Pro Tip: Keep your beers on the bottom shelf

Pro Tip: Rubbing her clit allows the plug easier access

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Pro Tip For A Healthier Lawn

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Pro Tip: Establish boob cred as soon as you enter the party

Pro tip: You don't need a beach body if you have a pool

Pro tip! Don't get a semi in running pants

Pro Tip: How to you hold a mirror up when taking a nude selfie.

Pro tip: plastic wrap isn't just for [f]ood lol

Pro-tip: You can now share a toy link that will KEEP your color, size, and firmness

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Pro-tip: High heels are not the best footwear for running down a dirty alley.

Pro tip for new owners: Petgirls LOVE candy

Pro tip: Don't get a pet skunk. Just... dont.

Pro-Tip: Don't press your bare nipples against a shotgun in freezing weather or you'll

Pro tip, always bring a towel on a hike (f)(m)

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Pro tip: make the bath water too hot...that way, you'll have a few minutes for full

Pro tip: reverse cowgirl

[Pro Tip] Go to one of the SoCal CD sex parties at least once! You might get lucky!

Pro-tip fra Morten!

Pro tip, put a mirror at the end of your bed

Pro tip: find yourself a filthy milf. (F)43

Pro Tip: You can tuck your cage into the little pouch in a pair of panties to hold

Pro Tip: Starting with a sensual back rub is a [f]antastic way to get some throat

Pro Tip: Keep an eye out for your local bartenders tiddies. We out here bored, broke

Pro tips : Psychic and fairy are super effective against fighting. (Edited from oo_sebastian_oo)

Pro Tip: Always stretch before any physical activity ?

Pro Tip: Always stretch before any physical activity ?

Pro Tip: Always stretch before any physical activity ?

Pro tip: you’re more likely to orgasm if your feet are warm

Pro tip: when I REALLY need a release, wifey will hop up and down on my cage. It

Pro tip... ropes make excellent wedgie material

Pro tip: Leaving your heels on and you can spread your ass hands free - Sammi Starfish

Pro tip: The least restricting clothing to wear for yoga is obviously nothing at

Pro tip: Blondies love it black :)

Pro tip, always let me go up the escalator first. ?

Pro-tip: Musky cocks double as both the carrot and the stick when leading your local

Pro tip: Get yourself a shower wand ?

Pro tip : The toga is always a prize winning outfit at a costume party

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