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"My middle name is ready. No, that doesn't sound right. I eat ready [f]or breakfast."
Jean skirts aren't in but I'd like to be in hers...wait that doesn't sound right...
I've got your Irish Crea(m) right here. Ok so I'm more of a mutt... But that doesn't
You can't spell (F)un without butt plug... Wait that doesn't sound right. ?