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That Sounds Bad

Sandy doesn't sound so bad when you put it that way... [X-post from /r/funny]
All of a sudden, yellow snow doesn't sound that bad.
I see you coming at me with your grabby hands. “Pretty girl, pretty girl, let me
Da[m]n 12 hour days blow.... hmmm well that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea....
Fucking myself be(f)ore work. Is it bad that I love the sound of my pussy? ? (oc)
Is it bad that I can't wait for someone's dad to be like, "wait I recognize