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Thats All I Would Say

Everyone says that all I care about is boobs. Si thought I would send a picture

So my gay friend texted me saying he was having a bad night and that a picture of

You autistic retards thought I was serious? With regards to an earlier post that

I'm all wet. (For those of you who haven't tried it, I would just like to say that

I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees, but to be quite up[f]ront

What we all thought that VHS tape would say [Onion Friend Spoilers]

In other words: we can say that ancient people would be proud of all the gains of

[F] I wonder what my BF would say if he knew that all of you have seen my tits AND

M [21] 5ft11 84KG. I would just like to say thank you! I'd like to thank everybody

I don't know what it is about Carly Rae Jepsen, but let's just say I would like to

(M) id never have sex with 1 of y'all... I'll never let you get to lie and say I

(M) there is really nothing no more anyone can do for me to cum show myself. Except

I'm back and I would like to say that my birthday is only in July, but thanks for

To say I'm overwhelmed by all of the positive feedback and messages since I started

Say goodbye to your retirement, pay checks and vacations, you’ll be begging to

Me, choosing this beer “Juicy AND bossy. Just like me!” My wife: “that is exactly

When I wanted to use the App to shapeshift my neighbour (82) so she'll accompany

Should have been studying but this is what I ended up doing the whole day! ? Saying

Aint shit ass 20year old mexican bitch with a body that says all I do is smoke drink

I just hit 1,000 followers!! ? I just want to say thank you to everyone that has

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