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The Onion

The Onion, did you really think people wouldn't find this at least mildly objectionable?
I swear to god, one day I will have my revenge.
One day it'll be the onion crying.
The Onion, meet 1960's French satire.
In light of the Citizens United ruling, I present The Onion desk calendar for today.
The Onion's amazing prediction from 1996 (slightly NSFW)
Siegmeyer under the Onion helm in HD
The Onion poll's Facebook about Clinton last night
The Onion posted a cartoon of Moses, Jesus, Ganesh and Buddha having an orgy on a
The Onion Understands
The Onion
The Onion's exclusive picture of the royal baby
The Onion pissed off Subway...
Too good for even The Onion to have planned. Thanks for the laugh, Facebook.
"No One Murdered Because Of This Image" from The Onion 2012. In light of
[NSFW] "No One Murdered Because Of This Image" - The Onion, September 12th,
Not the onions
I HAVE TERMINAL BRAINPreheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Melt butter in
Had a chuckle while watching the onion
Holy Shot The Onion!
The Onion has a similar opinion (RE: Can't fight this logic)
If the onion ring fits...
Another example of the blatant cruelty and trickery of the Onion Lobby. They've gone
Old People Facebook firesale happening now on The Onion newsfeed!
The Onion called it 8 years ago.
Elon Musk Poaching Staffers of The Onion for Secret Project
You know its love when he stirs your mixture, even though he can smell the onions
[humor] The Onion’s sister site gets us. #goals
[NSFL] Ubisoft is spreading the ONION AGENDA
The Onion ran this as a joke, but there might be some truth to it...
Not the Onion.
Eyes started to water bc the onions I added. She knew what to do.
The Cook and the Onions
Not the onion
The Onion's got some bite today! Yikes! If both sides keep turning politics into
peeling back the onion.
How many The Onions knockoffs is too many?
Gag page in my journal. The Macabre song lyrics and the onions are a reference to