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They Said The Thing

When they said Hurricane Sandy was coming this was the last thing i expected to see.
This is my 94 year old grandfather and 93 year old grandmother. They have been married
They said I'd learn new things in the Army
Women need to undergo really hard tests in order to be accepted by the Superior Men
So I made a thing... Tessa's wish is my command... That said, they might not be the
[No Spoilers] They said Critical Scope needed a new logo, and I've got just the thing!
Her master said they would try a new thing today, she knew how cold it was outside,
Girlfriend said the first thing they noticed were my hips, but I'm more partial to
"Take a yachting vacation," they said. "Visit exotic ports,"
I’ll send you 5 college sluts. You send me the dirtiest, nastiest, darkest thing
“How the hell do you walk in these things?” I said with my gf’s soft voice.
They said the first thing men notice in women is our eyes, Is it true? Or you noticed
Some more and better quality shots of my wife's blue wickeds! She said these were
"Why do they even still do swap class? This is the best thing ever!" I