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Thought That Was A No-No

My boyfriend just asked me to find a new way to eat my chocolate bunny. Apparently,

oh [m]an, it happened [f]o-sho!(just thought i'd clarify that the colloquial 'fo-sho'

So I was clearing my browsing history when suddenly. . . (I thought to myself, "No,

The next time we see Ryuko she is covered with a blanket. This means Satsuki-sama

Started stretching from a 0g to 00g and this happened. I thought my ears were ready

Wife's ass,no panties. Poor quality but I was a little busy to worry about that.

And you thought your job was bad ...? Woman's Just shows that minorities truly do

(M)whelp I hope no hard feelings but I knew somebody was watching me and somebody

So I apparently took an XChange pill. I had no idea they were real. I thought it

Thought I'd test the waters- dip my toes in, if you will! I put my heart and sole

Suddenly I received a snap from a "friend". I thought it was a bad joke,

I discovered two things today: 1) A strange application that allows me to rejuvenate

In an unlikely series of events, my girlfriend's younger sister and I both ended

Oh that's precious. You thought your husband was straight? No dear, he loves my cock

I thought it was no pants day at work today that it turns out thats not a thing .

"N-Nya?" I took an X-change that was sold as a "Faulty" pill,

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