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Ummmm.....me?

Hey babe, did you take a bath today? Yeah, and I cleaned out the tub so dont give
Ummmm excuse me sir, but your balls are showing.
ummmm Is it me or why every time I go to Target I see so many Girls wearing Yoga
Long car rides make me ummmm (f)
My mate sent me a pic of the eggs his giving me from his chooks. Thanks....ummmm....wait....o.o
Love me, Suck me . ummmm
Oh, look, I apologize for the double post sissykikkers... But just in case a man
(F) Me: Mind if I take a picture with your new car? Neighbor: Ummmm...maybe?