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What The Fuck Though

It's my cakeday, so have a really high res picture of some turnips. Because fuck
Stroking to the though of what guys would do to my recent fuck buddy
seriously though.. what the actual fuck? (warning, dead-dude story)
MOUNTAIN DICK WHITE BOY wanted to upload his "dick pic" Claims to be sitting
"What a weird place to end up..." I thought to myself as I took a photo