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When I Counter My Counter

I'd love a cookie but my jaw broke when my chin hit the counter...

When picking up groceries, my wife pointed out the ass of the girl at the checkout

My wife sat on the counter and motioned her friend to come over, when she started

My mom joined Reddit yesterday and asked me my favorite subreddit. I told her trees,

[f]ucking over the counter. i love when he s[m]acks my ass. he loves when i wear

I was at work when I had a bad feeling. I was pretty sure I leBt my spell book on

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