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Woody Allen

Woody Allen's girl (may be NSFW)

I'm not muscular, that skinny, or the best looking... but a lot of people say I am

The girl tells Woody Allen about her dreams (NSFW Language)

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex

That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen

That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex

That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex

"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love" - Woody Allen

Woody Allen showing affection to his adopted daughters (NSFW?)

(x-post from AdviceAnimals); Woody Allen's "AH-HAH!" moment

"Is sex dirty?" - "Only when it's being done right." ~Woody Allen

Woody Allen (I think)

(f) “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” ― Woody

(f) “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” ― Woody

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes

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