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You Damn Straight

That is the last time I get a straight razor blade shave from the new guy! Damn you
YOU MESS WITH THE FUCKEN BEST YOU GONNA DIE LIKE THE FUCKEN REST AND YOU CAN TAKE
YOU CAN TAKE THAT STRAIGHT TO THE DAMN BANK!!!
Damn straight you do
Standing straight up is difficult when you are so huge, damn I am fucking horny!