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You Is You

You are waiting for a train; a train that will take you far away. You know where
You notice how slim my waist is. . .you pick me up. (Complete the story, be as brutal/sensual
You know you're a nerd when all you want to do is watch porn but...(NSFW)
You know you are old if you know what this is
Is what you meant when you said you wanted to see more o[f] me?
You know you are an aquarist when you see this picture and can only think what a
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better
You said you wanted more.. Here is "I think I'll give this a try." Part
You know you've done well when a babe like this is making you breakfast.
you know how smooth girls are better than hairy ones, and if you do a hairy one,
You said yoU wanted more. This is after a good (F)uck session. Let us know what you
"Is you ready baby is you ready"-partynextdoor
You know you're doing something right when the steel reinforced bed you just got
You know you're a grammarnazi when your first thought is "You mean translucent."
Is her little gift FROM you or FOR you? Would you mind either way?
Is you is or is you ain't my baby
You said you want to see it, so here is my tight hole, tell me what you would do
You know you want to spoil me. Send me a tribute and then I’ll decide if you deserve
You come home after a hard day of work to find your wife (Paige/Nikki) is having
You know you are a sissy for sure when all you have to show for is a cute tiny dicklet!
You know you love this fuckhole
You, ya you ... part of the experience is looking into these eyes and seeing how
You know you're only good for licking up my [pss] right? This Scottish [Dom]me is
You've never had to worry about your appearance or anything else, you knew you were
You got me like this...and you know it is you I'm talking to.
You know you get off to exposing her... come show off your gf, ex, or sister to a
You asked. Now, you shall receive. All I ask (f)or... is you blowing bubbles between
You know you love my ass, asshole, and pretty little pussy. I rarely play with my
Is it a bird, it a plane.... no, it's a horny trap. Not that that will matter when
You know you're a sissy when this is what you see as you do your makeup ;)
You thought you had tricked me into believing you were a girl. That is, until I fucked
You know the right thing to do is show your girl off to me. Big Black Cock is what
"Is this what you were wanting to see, honey? You know gramma will always get
You know you're a loser and wouldn't be doing anything different if you weren't in
You can't resist getting a boner when you see hot girls, but then you get more aroused
You know you are a slut when you finish a workout and this is the first thing you
You know you’re in New Scotland when the beer is made with seaweed and peated malt.
You come home to find your wife, Katherine McNamara, smiling at you. She tells you
You know how people say that, when you die, you are drawn into the light? This is
You know you're a beta when you see this picture of Emma Watson and all you can think
You're reward for sorting by new is you now know my subscription is free!
You're reward for sorting by new is you now know my subscription is free!
You're reward for sorting by new is you now know my subscription is free!
You're reward for sorting by new is you now know my subscription is free!
You're reward for sorting by new is you now know my subscription is free!
You're reward for sorting by new is you now know my subscription is free!
You're reward for sorting by new is you now know my subscription is free!
You know you can’t go back. You will never be able to fight your addiction. BOYPUSSY
You get to have a threesome with Kristen Bell, Ashley Benson and Elisha Cuthbert.
You know you're a beta when you see this picture of Daisy Ridley and the first thing
You have something I want ;) can you guess what it is? Give it to me in a hot [sext]
Is this how you want me waiting for you when you get home?
You spend 95% of your time in fron of the porn screen. You don’t care about homework,
+++ IS IT YOUR FAVOURITE THING? IF IT IS, YOU'VE FOUND YOUR QUEEN. WORSHIP AND PAY
You win! You kept your eyes on the watch for 30 seconds here is you free bikini top.
You’re on your knees, begging me to move my body suit to the side. But the question
Is this what you meant when you said you look up to me? ?
"You like this don't you... like my hand sliding up and down your cock... up
"You said you wanted to try sucking dick. This is what you wanted fag. So open
Is this cum in my wife's panties? Ki k is amber..vixen is you want to chat