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You Never Were

You were supposed to fix tha- oh never mind.

You never were and you never will be mine [f]

You'll never see this tv program the same as when you were a kid

You and me were never meant to be part of the [f]uture

you'll never guess where my knickers were (f)

Friend and I were complaining about the Xbox voice sensitivity, how it never hears

Finding out you were cheated on after the fact is never fun. Hopefully you guys can

Never have much luck here but I don't mind that, what would you do if you were here

Hi fella's. And any potential ladies or gender fluid folks! I have been exploring

You never were too good at negotiating, hubby

You had never been close to another man's cock before, and here you were pulling

You were figuring this out quickly. A few minutes ago you had never sucked a cock,

Never thought my feet were sexy until my man told me. What do you think?

You were shocked when your girlfriend started dabbling in Wicca, but you never expected

That girl you were trying to woo, is getting her organs rearranged by chad tonight,

That girl you were trying to woo, is getting her organs rearranged by chad tonight,

You were never on your own

You were getting more and more picky about the girls you hypnotized. [Hypno] [i never

You've never had to worry about your appearance or anything else, you knew you were

You ever read a sentence and wish you were illiterate so you could have never read

You never were good at making up your mind

Whos the girl you wish you were fucking on Christmas that will never fuck you? Kik/wickr

Be careful what you wish for; threesomes can open up conflicts you never knew were

You were never invited

Your best friend warned you about that Syrian refugee. She said they call him "the

Your wife sent you this from the "book club" you were never invited too.

You were never one to back down from a challenge. [implied MF sex] [naked]

When your GF said she was bi-curious you thought it was hot. When she said she had

You were never meant to breed. Real men around you always knew that you are a bator.

You were horny and decided to meet him on Grindr for your first time. You never looked

[agegap] You never were sure how to feel about your daughter's friends but you always

They never were this Saggy until a few months ago. Do you they still look good?

You were always straight, never into girls... until you fell deeper down the porn

You were never a real man anyways

You were never meant to breed Real men around you always knew that you are a bator

You were always straight never into girls until you fell deeper down the porn rabbit

You've never made your wife cum. And you never last more than 30 seconds. Are you

You were always straight never into girls until you fell deeper down the porn rabbit

You'd never guess how much of a filthy slut I am if you were to see me just out &

You knew you were falling down a rabbit hole when you agreed to pay your sister,

Being a girl is easy when you realize you were never going to be the man you once

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys

It didn't take too long for your boss to convince your girlfriend (Chloe Grace Moretz)

and you never find out why they were so blush when you come back...

You’re definitely not straight anymore. You never were.

Dont you wish you were big enough to satisfy me I would never fuck a tiny loser like

You had swore you were straight. You never thought you’d be the type to get fucked

She invited him over and told you that you were going to suck you first dick. She’d

He had you bend over his lap while your girlfriend watched. You’d never felt so

"Look, I know you were expecting my big sis. But look.....I will let you do

You never had a good relationship with your dad, so you were drawn to the idea of

Never forget: you were put on this earth to serve Me

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