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Youre So Funny

I know how much you like to sleep with your mouth open, so I made you a pillow. (sorta-nsfw)

Okay, so... how do people come up with shit like this? I mean, I'm cool with it and

So you have a problem with sucking your thumb you say? [NSFW]

So I googled "how to suck your own dick". (NSFW)

So THAT'S why you put your dick in a box [nsfw]

Okay, look... this link is to a childish, disgusting doodle of a deformed naked guy.

AdBlock swaps your ads for pictures of cats for April Fool's Day. So Naturally I

Guys: No more turtling and shivering the shower while your SO washes their hair!

So the agent asks "Wow, what do you call your sculpture?" The artist responds

Wikipedia just makes looking back on your childhood so much... better.

So I hear this is your mums favourite flavour...( maybe nsfw)

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I saw your buttcrack....ugh so don't call

So I was scrolling down the 'what is your favorite picture on the whole internet?'

Oh, so that's how you feed your baby [FB]

I don't want to see my parents do it so why would I want to see yours?

So a spider crawls up your anus... [not NSFW][Youtube]

He makes bouncing out of your pants look so simple. [x-post r/wtf]

So, what state is your d*ck ?

So I hear you diet boys are trying to get more fat in your diet?

I can't so put your panties back on

Show your SO that they are always on your mind... [nsfw]

So you can't see your boyfriend's dick?

So I was trying to find out if I was using the correct contraction in the phrase

Your mommas so fat, I...(NSFW)

So…looks like your dog ate something he wasn’t supposed to. Possibly NSFW.

Getting your 5 a day never looked so NSFW

So how do you wipe if you don't have the use of your arms?

So I see your favorite taxidermy, and I raise you mine.(NSFW?)

NSFW Has your wife ever gotten so drunk that...

So... What's your secret for training dogs? [NSFW]

I see the notes from your university and give you the study guide from my SO's Human

Answered an AskReddit post where someone asked what your best sex trick is. Mine

So you leave your book at college for a day...

Told my wife this was my costume this year. She told me "I guess I'll go as

Does your SO know?

um... I can't right now.. so... could you please put your panties back on?

So uh, how much for your other "items".... [NSFW]

Just wanted to let you guys know everything is fine! The doctors checked my knees!

The company that makes those chalk hearts with cute sayings included a few blank

So I Heard Banana is Good for Your Health

Ever see an ass so fine you just wanna eat your hand?

Congrats on your college graduation little bro, so proud of you that I made a baby

Your parents said, You could be anything, So You became an @$$hole?? WTF hahaha

So I was looking up porn on my iPhone, and came across a picture of your mom (NSFW)

Ever been so scared that you felt up your mom? NSFW

Dear Makers of Cetaphil, please add some dye to your product so it doesn't feel like

That look your SO gives you when they pop the question.. nsfw

That look your SO gives you when they pop the question... nsfw

Advice from Army vets on how to get more BJs from your SO... NSFW

So that's how you got your car.

When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise

So, how was your dinner at the office?

So how was your weekend? NSFW

LOL! ? SO FUNNY! ?? IF YOU DON'T CLICK AND LAUGH YOUR LIFE IS A PIT OF TRASH!!! ?

NSFW So what's your opinion of the new Aladdin trailer?

"Honey, your new friend is so funny, you should invite him over more often"

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop

Imagine dick ridin another man so much your work truck looks like this

"So how is your cat getting along with the puppy?"

Omg you’re so funny, can I crush your balls?

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