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Had to tie a string to my kitten because I'm too fat to bend over and pick her up.

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Categories: redneckproblems

I can't keep my freeloading in-laws from trying to squat in my palatial estate.

Dishwarshers busted, but I got Toby and Bubba on the job.

I hate driving into town, ther ain't nowhere to park my rig.

Got the babysitter all set up, now I can take the wife out to a romantic dinner of

They kicked us outta the trailer park for not paying lot rent, but then I got to

Went tricker treatin and nobody was very friendly.

I slipped while shooting at a deer with my bow, now I'm crippled. NSFL.

This isn't going to buff out.

Be careful when hunting squirrels... little buggers can get ya.

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