My buddy got a bruise on his knee during sex. He won't tell us how it happened. This my guess. (x-post from /r/PatricksBruise) zNSFW

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User: weskokigen

Categories: funny

This little monkey has a certain... appeal..

And that kids, is how I met your mother

Heinz' banned commercial

Sauna Time

Is it just me, or does it look like a huge cock in the right photo

Not every princess gets a happy ending.

someone who watches

Hell of a magic trick

Heard this was the new style

Wtf is going on in the Australian Outback?!

Filling in a crack

Sims costumes

This is why you have to disable the built-in wifi on TV screens

Atlass

[NSFW] Unexpected Pervert

Mom got a new bathing suit...

Wendy's Frosty Machine

She handles beer prank like a professional

Magic!

Art 101

Oh, Bevis

Nice editing, mom

[NSFW] Meanwhile on primetime TV in Denmark

Rocket Shorts don't spill a drop.

Shaking it for the camera

Something is wrong

Expectations vs Reality

$¯\_(ツ)_/¯$

Not being aware of who you're grinding on.

Little town in Ireland for Easter break