Some guy keeps randomly texting me pictures of his junk and sweet talking me in sub-par Spanish. Now what's the best way to respond? [NSFW] zNSFW

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User: peteygee

Categories: firstworldproblems

Reddit wont let me log in... (nsfw language)

Starving people with no water to bathe with [Slightly NSFW]

My porn slowed down to a slide show (NSFW)

Frilly panties & striped suspenders [x-post from r/ass]

I wish the one on the right was closer to the one on the left so I could look at

Infinite energy

I'm too lazy to go back and make this funnier so now I probably won't get any internet

Firstworldproblems [NSFW]

I can't get any snatch for my seed...

I brought this beautiful Japanese model home last night. Now I need advice on what

the whole body screening device at my airport detected a tumour in my liver. NSWF.

The dildo broke; now I have to go into the bad part of town to that store with the

I wasn't able to post this while reddit was down this morning so I'm posting it now.

First world problems

I'm pretty well-known for posting NSFW content - I just got this message from one

#YOLO

new piratebay ads [nsfw]

This NSFW banner ad from Saatchi showed up while I was showing my co-workers a web

Caught my 14 year old son having a three way with his girlfriend and her best friend.

chrome new tab problems

Pandora censored the boobs on this RHCP album cover

Now where did that charger go?

[SPOILERS S03E10] How the richest 0.001% have arguments.

I like to listen to a song at work, but the album art takes over my screen every

[NSFW] The guy in this free porn I am watching has two different socks on, and it

TFW when you forget incognito

Found a gloryhole in a bathroom but the hole is too small to fit anything thru

Must be a delicious sandwic.... Ohh WTF!!!