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Dissatisfaction with new year's

LPT: Make a homemade fleshlight from two sponges, a cup, and a latex glove.

Life is short

One-tip-fits-all.

LPT: Convenient Cable Management

LPT: My favorite technique for male self-pleasure. I only wish I had devised it as

LPT: Take a photo of yourself on your phone when your hair is just the way you like

Toilet Tip : Get better control when peeing into a toilet whilst standing up.

LPT: Try wall climbing instead of stairs for maximum sport optimization

Floating Books

LPT: Need a jug to pee in on your camping trip, or just because you're fuckin' lazy?

LPT: How to pick up chicks

Excuse the vulgarity, but these stop my phone from autocorrecting words I commonly

LPT - 1/4 Mountain Dew + baking soda and peroxide = homemade glow bottle

NSFW LPT: How Breasts Work

LPT: How to make clothing see-through using Photoshop

LPT: Curious and want to see NSFW links at work? Save to Reddit and then view discretely

NSFW Pro tip: Make a designated porn account for Reddit.

Create a Reddit account for the Porn Subreddits only! It makes browsing the front

Just the usual Chatroulette.

LTP: Turning out of a shopping mall (mostly for my sanity) [NSFW]

LPT: Save time finding the perfect porn video [NSFW] (x-post from r/AdviceAnimals)

LPT: Here's how you beat the dreaded double pee stream, males of Reddit. (NSFW) (very

LPT - If you find your car tagged try using warm water and soap to wash the spraypaint

LPT: Save time and toilet paper by wiping once on each square down a long piece,

LPT: Wear gloves when handling mirrors, even small ones. (Warning: stitches)

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