My "cake day" is in 3 weeks, therefore I submit this picture of a potato I googled because fuck your cake day rules. zNSFW

http://imgur.com/S7g2E

User: Narkolepse

Categories: firstworldanarchists

I am my own master

I do this to the computers in the store. (Works best in IE)

This fascist school system can't tell me where to open my milk!

Don't tell me how to think!

My band director is a born anarchist!

Fuck your rules

Don't tell me what to put in you, mug!

I DO WHAT I WANT

Bill Belichick, NFL's First World Anarchist (description in comments)

Screw your fascist over/under orientations!

Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me...

Gap has no authority over me.

Fuck you,
fascist soap
dispenser.
You can't tell
me which
body part I
should

Tastes fucking better this way.

This Dock can't tell me what to do

The Freeman goes where he pleases

Fuck your fascist titles!

And I kept on driving. Fuck you Ford.

Borderlands is my kinda game

Fuck your fascist bags, society

Not an X-Post.

Authoritarians are asleep. Post mods!

I give high fives whenever I goddamn please

I put bed sheets back in their original packaging... mismatched.

Sue me

Took this with my phone. Fuck you Subway!

Which one of you installed this locker?

F. F. F. = Fucking Fascist Final

I touch what I want

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