A pair of crocs almost amputated my kid's toes on an escalator. She got lucky. Google it, and it's frightening. zNSFW

http://imgur.com/a/J2E7o

User: ultralame

Categories: Parenting

My son was born by c-section on friday. This picture is so surreal (NSFW? My insides...)

Parenting downside - (x-post from fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu) - Possibly NSFW

Santa 04

Santa 03

Santa 02

Santa Clause 01

Peanut Butter M***erF***er!

They see us rollin'...

RUN!!!

Not 'paradise' for another 10 years or so

Oh, how many things are wrong (and can go wrong) with this picture?

Let him walk... It looks as though he could use it

r/Parenting didn't give this much love... maybe Daddit will appreciate? (vaguely

My Son all ready for his first drive. They grow up so fast. *sniff*

[x-post] from fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu NSFW because of cursing. Enjoy....

tried to post this in r/pregnant - but turns out that r/pregnant is totally NSFW

Finally joined the ranks! He is one week old in this picture.
(I call it "sudden

Someone has to have a solution for this. My son does this easily 4 times a week.

Picture of a baby born via caesarean still inside the caul (amniotic sac). In medieval

X/Post from r/4chan... but it definitely belongs here. Overprotective moms [NSFW]

Problem Solved

So.... My daughter had "super hero swirl" ice cream on Sunday... This is

Wallet Wednesday: "Oh, what's the harm? She can't even read yet!" Fast

Diaper Genie Conundrum

Another Great Dad (X-Post from WTF)

Father of the year... (X-Post from WTF)

All Three Should be Wearing Helmets

Great family outing at the beach (X-Post from ImGoingToHellForThis)

No car seat needed (X Post from r/WTF)