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I took a shit that looks just like a penis.

http://i.imgur.com/Ku0D2Fe.jpg

User: BeesInMyScrotum

Categories: mildlyinteresting, spacedicks

Titty Tuesday 2

Whenever I go on r/gonewild

One pot, two lives. [x-post from r/weird]

my lighter had a on glued bra

Found a bunch of old playboy clippings in a Van Morrison album bought at an auction

This model on this cup is actually wearing a bra (NSFW)

The ice in this bottle melted into a NSFW shape.

My change from Tesco

Amazon lists the price per 100g for sex toys (nsfw)

Turning a lava lamp on for the first time. Yes, 'turning on' is ambiguous here.

Spotted Boobs While Driving NSFW

Doesn't seem very PG

I found my X-Ray from when I broke my hip, and it shows my penis. NSFW

My beer foam made a poor prediction for the evening.

Rocks gone wild

Dallas Anti-Trump protesters left this sticker "Don't grab my pussy" on

Some "quality" stitches I got after a router accident.

This is a vag badge.

My slightly NSFW view from the plane.

My friend has a stress boob.

All of the animals mentioned on this interpretive sign sound mildly sexual.

Salt and Pepper shakers I saw in an antique shop. NSFW

While sorting through my bead collection, I found this very subtly NSFW one involving

Poor tattoo artist

My chicken nugget looks like a cock...

This spin bike handlebar looks like a baboon admiring his erection

The taint locker!

Gave me chills

This carrot in a twist

This bell pepper my wife found looks like a smaller pepper flashing its genitals.

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