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Categories: SexRobot

"Do you smoke after sex?" "Why, do you know, I've never looked!"

Distributed Systems people do it loosely coupled.

Hackers know all the right MOVs.

Couples in motion have moments.

Painters do it with even strokes.

Reach out and fuck someone.

Operators mount anything!

Oh, baby, put two fingers here and one finger there and call me bitch.

Floppy now, hard later.

When Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.

When a girl admits she's had a checkered career, it's your move.

Lawyers do it to everyone.

Confucious say: woman who fly upside down in airplane have big crack up.

Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! -- James Joyce

One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

A midget had a date with a very tall girl. It was a quiff-hanger.

If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.

EE's do it without shorts.

Don't look now, but your mother is having sex with a horse.

The penis mightier than the sword.

"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."

Programmers do it bit by bit.

He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."

Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.

Sixteen'll get you twenty.

One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.

Politicians do it to everyone.

That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.

The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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