This is the response I got when I said I wish I had more money to give my husband the things he deserves. Classy. zNSFW

http://imgur.com/DzrPIWP

User: zombiewendy

Categories: creepyPMs

So...I figured out that I've had a stalker all summer long and didn't know until

unsolicited poorly-lit nudes AND demands for random trivia to prove my nerd cred?

I quit contacting her back last August once I realized she was a bit strange, she

Dem veins

Didn't expect this so early in the morning.

Not your usual dick pics, but still pretty gross to me

This PM was kinda shitty

Just call me Bruce Wayne. Or Harry Potter.

I don't know this creep or how he got my number, but I'm sufficiently freaked out.

And this is what I get for trying to be nice.

Let's play "How Long Does It Take To Take a Dick Pic?"!

Barf.

Sincerely.

Posted a whisper about my hair, guy sends me dog porn. [NSFW]

*starts raping you*

Uh, sure, yeah, okay...

[TW: Rape, Racism] Guy I dated 10 years ago messages me out of the blue. Story in

I put up an advertisement (kik username included) on a popular role-playing site,

No, you can not

Well that was forward... (NSFW language)

Do you have manners? [NSFW]