When I was invited to a cookout but everybody got drunk early and ate all the food before I even got there. "Screw you guys! I'll have my own cookout, with solitaire and Carlo Rossi!" zNSFW

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User: Pink_cigarette

Categories: drunkencookery

Drunkass egg burgers. Photo recipe.

Prepare drunk. Drink for two weeks. Consume drunk. We're talkin' pickled eggs, fuckers.

I see your 10 biscuits and raise you one giant biscuit

It took all my skill and cunning, but I think I perfected dinner.

Superbowl food smashdown

Iowa Stir Fry, or whatever.

pssshhhfhfffft. let's eat some crab.

In which I try to recapture the magic of restaurant quality chicken while being a

Fried Cod with home made fries and coleslaw.

Chili part deux: THE CATTENING.

chicken thighs and... brussel sprout stir fry?

Roast Beef Stuffed Pizza Bread Sticks

Scotch egg, fried brussel sprouts, and mashed potatoes served with, what else? Scotch!!!

got drunk cooking steaks. Wanted just a light bite so I could keep drinking.

Fish stix

Extra Spicy Jerk Chicken. Slow cooked and then grilled because beer.

NSFW Morning after the night before Corned Beef Hash

Not my prettiest Tequila fueled meal.

I got a craving for cheesy garlic bread

Roasted Bourbon Chicken and Brussel Sprouts

ROUND TWO OF THE INFAMOUS SUBWAY TUNA-MEATBALL! a.k.a. Subway Surf 'n' Turf.