Whenever this guy sends out a shout, I get so excited because I know I'm in for something ridiculous. Someone get him a gatorade. zNSFW

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User: witchcraff

Categories: lolgrindr

Why is he so mean?

Username: "Have Manners"

Uhhhh...

is he my second half?

I really enjoyed the rest of this conversation too.

Worst attempt at a pick up ever NSFW

What people are doing while they're on grindr worries me

It was all going so well...

Wow, that was bitchy.

My friend just posted this. Your cable provider can be a real turn on. (xpost from

I like ass (nsfw)

I love people with a sense of humor

#StraightBoyProblems

I said a friend was coming over with beer.

I'm glad busses can't do that.

On the death of Robin Williams

The French are so romantic

I admire his wit.

"I tried drugs 2 nights ago for the eighth time in my life..."

"Asians are a bit racist"

One day I'm finally gonna give into one of these

I mean sure, why not?

Everybody got that one friend who gets way too into shit

Not sure what he was going for here.

At least he admitted it.

Success rate: 0%

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