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I'm ovulating and we're ttc, so today after a reeeaallly long day I came home to a hot bath in candlelight, dinner cooking on the stove and lots and lots of wine. This is me right now. (I have the best SO)

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It took $250 and a year of experimenting to figure out how to schlick properly. [The
Lazer Bewbs [NSFW]
Good Guy Greg in the Bedroom [Slightly NSFW text]
He broke out in laughter from it so I don't feel as bad...just gross
My married sex life, expressed through a Venn diagram and set theory. [NSFW text]
I'm supposed to be writing a paper but instead I've just been doing this for the
This is my Sunday night. Bob's Burgers is on in the background.
MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.
Sometimes I forget that there is literally a cheerful topless troll lady statue in
Sending "naughty" pictures to my boyfriend. Pseudo [NSFW]
I made a terrible Paint drawing of what I see on Day 4 of my period.
[NSFW] I have been wanting some real kinky, tie me down, pull my hair, and make me
[NSFW] I could live with that
#justgirlythings - when your nacho toppings fall off the chip but your sports bra
I said yes! (NSFW)
Having Big Boobs
I guess it's a win-win situation
Picasso, Pablo (1881-1973) - Angel Fernandes De Soto With A Woman 1902 Pen Sepia
Ha ha, this woman knows how to find loopholes!
Today's Tinder adventure brought to you by the letter C [nsfw]
Married with a kid, so alone time is rare...last night I took full advantage of my
MRW I find out my husband got drunk at a party and posted pics of a girls butt on
Trolls! I got the staples from my surgery removed yesterday! (Kinda gross/possibly
Estonian Porter (x-post from /r/whatisthisthing)
Thought my fellow trolls would enjoy these felt Christmas ornaments I made today
[NSFW] "Stylus"
Went to a dirty Christmas party and wanted to avoid the usual cookies (Nsfw kinda
[NSFW] A sticker I came in across my small town in Germany. It reads "against
shit happens