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A sexy egg.

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User: flamindogpoo

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Poetic.

Desperate.

destined for love

Big fuckin' titties

I like a cautious man.

A poem about masonry... or something

....lol

Assertiveness

as opposed to another organ

Brown tight skin, long dark hair and that sexy x-factor other women cannot duplicate.

You're literally sitting on a fortune

Long live your ass

I <3 plush animals

An odd couple in /r/AmIASexyQueer

Dedication.

Balls.

Honesty and brevity

I'm surprised you're able to read comments while attempting autofellatio

The important question

You stay classy, gonewild

Lady posts a picture of her flashing at Target, dude daydreams.

He's hoping someone takes him up on that offer.

<33 He's a keeper

Step 4: prophet

Weird, I say that to a chick and it's all "Sir, get out of my house" or

...i'm a firestarter. sick twisted firestarter...

Those lips are ridiculously stretched out.

Dolphin Lips

gone wild comment from r/justneckbeardthings - keep embracing the stereotypes guys!

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