Hi fuckfacers. First time posting in this bitch. I am a chef by trade but when I am at home I try to keep it healthy...because I eat lobster and steak all fucking day at work. zNSFW

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Drunk sauce and floor noodles

FUCK YOU CHILI

Ghetto Gourmet: Egg Apocalypse!

Drunkenly inspired by the concept of the KFC 'double down' I made an egg and cheese

French onion first ti[m]er

Tried making a quesadilla, SOMEHOW it turned into a steak burrito. Works for me.

Drunk Cheesemaking 2: Adventures in Colby

Shoe leather, blorp and glorp.

Overnight eggs

FLAMING CHEETO CHICKEN TENDIES!!!

Just in time for the Final Four, Twisited Pizza Dippin Sticks!

Chef Boyardee can suck it.

Chicken Bacon Ranch Mac n Cheese.... Burrito?

Grilled ramen and cheese

Spaghetti and Meatballs.

Stouffer's al fresco lol

Wife's coming home tomorrow, so I decided to be fancy tonight. Spam and Mashed Potatoes.

Spaghettio's Dip

8am Steak Abomination

Xxtra Flamin' Hot Cheetos Chicken Tenders

Chuck, meet Oscar...

My Chinese New Year cookery.

Pastrami Reuben ? as promised

Fuck making dinner.

My take on a deconstructed Beef Wellington; or how I learned to stop my Lenten fast