MF after my husband has a bad day at work, so I go out get his favourite ben and jerry's and run the update thingy for skyrim (non-gamer here) before he gets home, make his favourite dinner, pour him a perfect black and tan, and beej him to completion. zNSFW

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...and I am never going back. They'll have to cut me out... [NSFW]-ish.

Getting ready for my bf to leave town for 3 months. Clean, charged and ready to go.

I need a hobby. [NSFW-ish]

My husband is out of town, so this is my Friday night. It's awesome!

YOU GUYS NEW NUDES, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO PICK

Everytime i try to eat a snack when lying on the sofa... (Slightly-NSFW)

justgirlythings (NSFW)

HIFW my SO's reaction to my being annoyed at starting my period early is, "I

RE: "MRW when guys constantly tell me 'Don't get TOO buff. Guys don't find that

HIFW a rude customer asks me "how do you sleep at night?"

MB(oyfriends)RW me and my friend are discussing the hoey shit we did before getting

It's not a vagina. Thought you all would appreciate this.

Watching porn as a straight woman like

HIFW I see a post marked NSFW and I'm at work and I still really want to click on

MRW I'm in a public place browsing Reddit, which of course has some NSFW content,

Fly away with me trolls

I think I may just found my new favorite curve [Found this on r/blackpeopletwitter

MRW the bf wants to try something new in bed [NSFW]

Expectations vs. Reality

I know a few of these types of men

I can't draw, but fuck it, I had to.

I think may have found my new favorite porn

Nice guy commenter on Pornhub wonders why can't get pussy [NSFW]

So dainty and soft

[NSFW] SURPRISE

When a spread labia minora reminds you of Mother Mary, you kind of have to share

It's true