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MRW my GF sends me a booty call text, asking that I bring my trouser trooper.

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MRW My parents walk into my room and I didn't know they were home.
MRW I had a little accident, and try to hit on the attractive young EMT.
MRW when a flasher pulls down his pants to wish me a "Happy Valentine's Day!"
mrw people on neopets tell me the item im auctioning isnt worth what im asking for
MRW I'm walking and a guy leans out his car window and yells "I'd fuck that!"
MRW I go to change my cotton and I break a coil
MRW my douchebag ex rips out my heart then proceeds to tell me "There's plenty
MRW there is cripple karaoke night but they forgot the mic stand
MRW I pull up to an intersection and see another driver blowing clouds
MRW switching to an MVP3 after using an Ego Twist for over a year.
MRW when I throw caution to the wind and click a NSFW link on /r/WTF
MRW i'm having a good game as Soraka
MRW I accidentally "like" a picture on facebook from 4 years ago because
MRW I see this bedspread on reddit
MRW I'm shocked by Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump's ability to turn invisible and
Mrw the front page is full of newb fags
MRW I go out dancing and some girl stops dancing with me saying that I suck at it
MRW I accidentally visit GW with the NSFW filter on
MRW Cruz picks a VP.
[OC] MRW I see anything about current politics
MRW I get mistaken for a girl because of my posting style...
MRW there's another post about the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
MRW I finally get home from work the day after Halloween and get a chance to check
MRW I find out /r/HighQualityTittyGifs is now a thing
MRW I see a NSFW gif at work but still click it and see that it's actually NSFW and
mrw i see my roommates sneak off to bone (nsfw)