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When I try to kick off the new year with a bang

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MRW my mom leaves period blood on the toilet seat.

MRW a Best Buy Sales Rep doesn't know what a wire stripper is...

When it's my first day as a firefighter and I'm trying to impress my new colleagues.

Polishing (m)y knob ;-* [NSFW]

When I walk in on my two sisters in the shower

MRW I visit /r/spacedicks

Mining for Doge coins

My reaction when something feels funny in my ass.

MRW I have a penis

MRW I'm an alien and get a job as a burlesque dancer

How I feel after no lifing bxp for 3 days straight

When bae says he ate a pineapple today but you realize he's a damn liar

MFW I tip m'fedora to m'ladies

MRW an invisible wizard unveils me as a lizard person and turns my forearms into

MRW i'm a milking machine and the dairyman drinks milk straight from the hose

[NSFW] MRW Kristen Bell breaks up with me.

MRW the finish line is made of razor-wire

MRW i chew 5 gum NSFW/NSFL

MRW I visit r/atheism

MRW She tells me to put the taco in the basket

MRW I picked a Master Rank Difficult Chest in Skyrim and I get wooden sword out of

MRW she tells me to go deeper but I got nothing left NSFW

MFW eating the pussy

When I'm waiting for the ping pong ball

When I'm a metaphor for slut shaming

MRW a girl with a black eye says she slipped and smacked her face on a door know

MRW I let all my adopted kids know that I unsubscribed from /r/nofap

MRW my bf, who tried to kill me by throwing acid in my face, finally breaks up with

MFW i get my first boner

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