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"I made dessert."

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User: Scourer

Categories: PerfectHousewife

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I've been baking for you all day, dear.
I was trying to surprise you, but I think I made a mess.
I thought the bathroom floor could use a nice deep clean.
"Did you see what the neighbors are up to?"
"How do you want your eggs cooked?"
"Did I get flour on myself again?"
"Dinner is almost ready, honey."
"Cookies are almost done. No peeking!"
"Oh, hi dear. I'm just making a grocery list."
"I figured I'd use my nice tea set for the dinner party."
"Well, you're up early."
"I didn't want to get my outfit dirty."
"How does a fresh salad for lunch sound?"
"You and that camera are inseparable."
"Can you tell it's laundry day?"
"You startled me. How long have you been watching me?"
"How do you like today's outfit?"
"Why do you always look at me like that when I clean?"
"Would you like some coffee, dear?"
"Help me pick out a recipe."
"Dinner is almost ready."
"Wanna lick it?"
"What do you think of my cleaning outfit?"
"I brought you breakfast in bed, dear."
"I found a new pastry recipe I want to bake for you."
"Can you get this down for me, dear?"
"Here's your coffee, honey."
My wife cleaning the bathroom.