This is the first time ever that I noticed my cakeday! In celebration, here is my darling little dog's nipples and dick looking like a hedgehog's face! :DDDDDD [NSFW] zNSFW

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Categories: TrollXChromosomes, awwwtf

The limits of my kink (NSFW)

And now, let the insecurities come.

Genius

Midnight visit from aunt flo and subsequent trauma

How I go for it when it's been a while.

I am working on being more eloquent in general, but this lovely guy I'm getting to

My cheating, stealing, lying ex-boyfriend just texted me to tell me he was coming

Saw this on r/gifs and thought you ladies would enjoy it. Slightly NSFW

MRW my boyfriend wants to play, but I'm craving chocolate more than cock.

This Lee Price painting looks like living the dream

My sheets are well and truly ruined.

And yes I washed my hands before I left the house.

MRW as a lady with larger boobs, finds a bra that fits perfectly!

My fiancé and I are bad at flirting... [Maybe NSFW?]

Going On a Date After a Dry Spell

No matter how you feel about PETA, you'll want to thank them for this. NSFW

And the Countdown Begins.. NSFW?

Let's learn about the vagina, shall we?

MFW a man clicks his tongue at me in the street, walks too close to me and I'm all

[GOT S06 E07 SPOILER] Slaaaaaaaay.

Thought I'd try sexting the hubby.

MFW my significant otter says we should incorporate food into our lovemaking.

For your consideration

MFW I'm in bed with a guy but I only did it because of that delicious lobster bisque

I know what I'm getting my TrollY for Christmas [NSFW]

Shaving

I related to this on a deep, spiritual level

[NSFW] Mammo-grahams