[50/50] What I wish I could show to my wife when she asks what I'd like for my birthday (NSFW) / What I subtle hint instead (SFW) zNSFW

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User: takeme2birch

Categories: FiftyFifty

Very nice, how much?

[50/50] Homer Simpson walking slowly into a surprised Corgi | A zoo keeper getting

[50/50] A woman engaged in self-stimulation (NSFW) | A monk engaged in self-immolation

[50/50] A very sexy upvote (NSFW) | Don Vito's mutant toenail falling off.

[50/50] Well-endowed woman with gorgeous red hair (NSFW)/Man after being attacked

[50/50] A King Cobra protecting two puppies in a well [SFW] ¦ Guy with no dick rubbing

[50/50] Ronda Rousey's Olympic Rings tattoo (NSFW) | Olympic tennis player snaps

[50/50] Little caprice using clear dildo (NSFW) | Jonestown massacre (NSFL)

Not sure why it was split into 3 in the first place, but I finally combined the amazing

sweet baby jesus

[50/50] Woman punches a guy with her boob (NSFW) | Grizzly bear walks into a house

[50/50] An accidental lesbian experience (Not-NSFW) | An owl attacks a woman and

[50/50] Man high on drugs jumps from rooftop onto concrete. The guy thought he was

[50/50] Cheerleader incorrectly does a back flip (Not-NSFW) | Chimpanzee at zoo flips

[50/50] Killer whale tail whips his trainer off a stage (Not-NSFW) | Instead of a

[50/50] Elephant uses his trunk to slam a guy into ground multiple times (Not-NSFW)

[50/50] Woman on a subway tries to avoid watching an awkward poll dance | Elephant

[50/50] Computer monitor explodes, sending shards of glass into woman's face (NSFW-ish)

[50/50] Figure skater tomb-stone pilldrives her partner (Not-NSFW) | Cat refuses

Wedding dress body paint

[50/50] Drunk man falls from 27th floor NSFW/L | Parrot pushing a soda in can SFW

[50/50] Awesome flowriding SFW | Surfer Bethany Hamilton attacked by Shark footage

[50/50] Head injury | Awesome Soccer practice Not-NSFW

[50/50] Water slide SFW | Guy runs people over then hacks them with axe NSFW/L

[50/50] Majestic Deers SFW | Man Crushed by a Falling Generator NSFW/L