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What's said when /u/TherealGJ finally gets Whiskey's phone number

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User: TherealGJ

Categories: whiskey_bent

Something white, something wet, something tight, something blue. (f)

On/off: the small boobs edition (f)

My butt, Dunkin Donuts for scale.

Banana phone for scale

Every day is squat day (f)

Spending my Saturday night in bed, fucking myself. (F)

Oh, here's a booty shorts squat gif for ya.

Hey, watch this.

I don't make my bed because I don't want to become an adult. (F)

I want whiskey when I'm sick, and a man when I'm well.

Jiggle jiggle jiggle

Barely covered

The time I spent with my life on bent..

Good morning asstastic, I've missed you. (F)

This is a repost. Just ignore it.

Ass, gas, or grass

You're gonna want to see this

This is my "I haven't been lifting and my butt is suffering and I'm sorry"

I need more kimonos in my life.

I got a new phone with a better camera and now you can see all my stretch marks and

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