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I guess I'm not as smooth as I thought I was...

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User: HailMeth_SmokeSatan

Categories: lolgrindr

Busted.

Outlier (As a fellow Asian I like his confidence)

From a humor magazine at my school

I can do the blocking for you

And don't be faggy about it.

So I came across this guy earlier today.

"Wishboner"

It's like he has ESPN or something...

Another great example of conversational excellence.

Catfish fail

"This is a shame"

Now I regret not taking advantage of you. ;D

Shrekxy

Well, I guess it is Kentucky after all...

grindr xtra

A really nice way of saying you're not interested, allowing everyone to save face

Goddammit. He was really cute too. But he found the line and instantly crossed it.

No patiece

Merry Christmas!

I think LinkedIn might be more up his alley.

Two odd messages a month apart.

Perks of living in a small town.

*locks doors*

Pure class

Fuck me, right?

Actually one of the nicest introductions that included an unsolicited dick pic

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this ?

Starting off the new years with a laugh

At least they're honest about it

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