This tape measure looks like Mr. T, or maybe Master Chief, and has a Big Johnson, because tape measures everywhere today. zNSFW

http://imgur.com/gallery/gdsh0eF

User: WhyUKnow

Categories: mildlyinteresting

a while back I started up my lava lamp and it formed an unfortunate first blob.

I woke up to my canker sore bleeding and noticed the blood left a Joker-like mark

The tip of this dude's penis perfectly matches this woman's lips. [NSFW, from 4chan]

Here are a bunch of mildly interesting barcodes. Are we done yet?

This license plate is NSFW.

Been wanting to post this [f]or a while! streeeettch

this oyster looks kind of...feminine...

I found the English and Spanish version of the same 1990s dirty magazine

[NSFW-ish] I hit a deer on Christmas. That's its eye...

store near my house sells individual magnum condoms scotch-taped to the wall

My dad's key to our 40 cm thick safe

My girlfriend used to hide in body paint. [mildly NSFW if you look close enough]

Porn script [NSFW]

My mandarin looks like a vagina NSFW

The French translation on this grater

[NSFW] Mural of a woman satisfying herself. Center of Brussels.

Flashlight under boob.

Gravity and boobs

Face swaped a body part great result

[f] Incase you were wondering what 20 pounds of pierced Silicone looks like

[nsfw] my friend is a very talented barista.

20lbs of Silicone Breast Implants

Photo of finger tip skin from a deceased individual placed on my fingertips in order

A rat found in a barrel of degreaser

Putting on a heat-reactive shirt with no bra [nsfw]

Artery that leads into lamb femur bone.